A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.
Moral of the story...?
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
P.S. New Template....Keep or ditch?
65 comments:
Funny one.. What's with the snazzy template.. Definitely a keeper for me!
Errr... Was I first?
Mr bagucci- U dint even let d post land o!
http://thecounselorandherthots.blogspot.com/
wth DB?! shldnt u be in class or sleeping or something?
2nd sha!
2nd!!! yay!!!!
haha!! nice one!!!
hehehe.. funny piece..
lol @ rough draft work!!
Kip or ditch? i dunno, first time here i guess..
content is d koko!! :-D
see dis ye-ye Phoenix girl- so she is alive and kicking. I had better see ur ass on my blog now!! lol!!
London gal- the cartoon is so funny. Nice joke. Nice for a Friday. TGIF!!!
I thought I was going to be first...
Please let me be first, just for a minute..biko.
keep. It looks quite different from all the others. please point me to the direction where you got this, let me get mine abeg.
I was only just gonna say "new template"?
Nice joke..
Wrong moral of the story though.. ;-)
@Tigress- The way bloggers have been skipping classes these days to blog and post!!! lol (*Its not me that told u o!*)
@Pheonix- Sweetheart u r 3rd o, but who am i to slow ur roll. lol
The template is nice though... ;-D
@Ochuko- Makes sense that content is the koko, but alas, 1st impression also does matter
...Thanks for cruising by... Will check ur page out.
@Tigress- Just a lil sumt'n sumt'n for the weekend
@Dante- Lol...unfortunately honey, u r not 1st but u r one of my top 10! Glass half full, eh?
I think i got this template from http://www.pyzam.com/bloggertemplates cant even remember now- if that doesnt work- lemme know...
@RocNaija- You gonna tell me ur own version of the moral?
Of cos my template is nice...I am like d queen of templates! lol
I kid- thanks!
Yup.. the moral of the story is an alarm clock is more reliable than a woman!!
(When it comes to waking up in the morning of course ;-D)
@Dante - The link is always at the bottom of the page mate.
@RocNaija- You wanna place a bet on that, uhn?
LOL. I love it!
Love the new look too. Very nice.
LOL. Yes ke! Abeg tell them ooo. Dem no sabi say we get sense pass them. lol @ the note telling him it was 5 AM. Hehehehe.
of cuz, women r smarter..
keep the template
The man is the head of the house and the woman is the neck. So who do you reckon controls the head? There you go!
I like the template so keep it.
lol...funny. like the template.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Men ruuuuuuuule!!!! Whoot whoot!!!
And after reading this post, I don't even want to comment about your template. Hmph!!! lol
@SexKitten- Knew that will crack you up! lol
@Vera- They obviously no sabi! But seriously, we women sef!!! We too dey revenge!
@Funms- Amen to that! lol
@SMF- Thanks!
@Doug- paddy mi! Why now? Of cos men rule! Who said they dont?! Not me o!
*Whispers to self, Men rule ko, men rule ni!* lol
What a hilarious post and totful as well....I love the template...looks cool....
Doesn't mater how many times I read this...It's still dead funny....
@Trybes- Thanks for cruising by..
@Afrobabe- I know! Couldnt stop laughing when i 1st read it too!
Lol..i watched a yoruba movie where somn like this happened..it was so funny how the man blamed his wife.
Me loves the template!
Uh, cud the change of template have anything to do with ur top commentator widget not working?? Sowee for jinxing it..lol..
@Buttercup- Lol. Typical Naij folks...nothing dem no fit act!
*Whispers to self*..."Of cos its d change of template, but i aint gonna tell her that now, will I?
lol
Love the template,trying to get something similar for mine.....Any tips???
hahahaha! :P
u gats to fix it o..do u know what joy it brings me seeing my name at the top??
lol..
@Fareedasview- Just click on the bottom link of my page or go to www.pyzam.com
@Buttercup- Working on it o....Burracup, u no see how our Man Utd boyfriends just dey embarass us! 2 -0!!! WTF?!
So sad....Me so sad!
lol, nice one
i know right! WTF??? i mean, 2 freaking red cards!!!!!
lets just hope liverpool lose tomorrow(soweee danny!)..i dunno whether chelsea won their game today or not..
Buittercup- Imagine!!! At least *whispers* we fit use that as excuse, abi?
No say sowry to DB o! cos he sent me a special msg to laugh at me! A whole me!!! Buttercup u dint tell him who i am? Hmmn! lol
Chelsea lost o! Tottenham beat dem 1-0. Thank God!!
In my typically magnanimous manner I will not gloat... Lets home Rafa the tinkerman doesn't blow it tomorrow.. Its looking exciting all ovr again!!!!
@ B'cup.. I'm sure you know now but chelsea lost as well..
Meanwhile CLG.. just out of curiousity why are you following your own blog? in your google followers thingie..
@ confessions..lol abi o! but seriously, the thing dey pain me like nothing else has! rooney's dismissal was quite unfair..dont mind danny jo..
@ roc..oh those r ur boys..lol..i guess we r in the same boat then!
@ danny..yes o, exciting is the word..
@ buttercup..r u the owner of this blog?? mscheew!
@JustDB-Wareva man! He who has ears, let them hear! I have warned you! lol
@Roc- Dint evn know I was. But now that i know sef- I fit follow myself now, abi? Se bi its free? lol
@ CLG.. you don see where person dey follow demselves before?? lol
@ B'Cup.. Nah I'm not a Chelski bhwoy.. Thanks but no thanks.. :-)
@Buttercup- Errm burracup- U dey fight with urself? lol
@Roc- There's a 1st time for evrything o!
babe, the thing no gree work o..danny even tried helping by some other means too..
:(
@ roc..so which bhwoy are you??
@ttercup- ahn ahn! Why now? But it worked fine 4 me- as u can see u r residing in the queens chair on my stalkers list! Does this widget not realise that i have 2 be on d same seat on ur page???!!!
Maybe u can leave it 4 another day and try again. Thats wat i did too
definately keep. and lmao @ that joke or word of advice to the guys. "lady's are just better at this" no explanations lol
hey that was really cute...funny though..
nice one, how are you?
@ Doug...get a life, women rules...lol
cant stop reading this joke........ hehehehehehe
@Bibi- Lol... Yup! Women are soooo better at this kain thing!
@Oyin- It is, int it?
Babes, I'm fine o, how are u 2?
Tell Doug o...women rules!
@FtRb- Dont stop reading then! lol
this joke always makes me chuckle!!
Why are u thanking God that Tottenham beat Chelsea?m Shona Vixenovich u don't know??
and why is Burracup fighting wiv herself? - split personality maybe??
@ShonaVixen- LMAO @ Buttercup's split personality!! I am sooooo gonna tell! lol
As a favor to you, I will pretend i dont know u r a Chelsea supporter...! Why r u gonna go and do that for? :)
LMAO!!!!! This post was too true. Gotta foward this to all the 'guys'.
@SoulBoutique- Lol. You do that- but only to the ones that can take a laugh!
@ confessions..ahhh, it does feel good to be sitting on the queen's chair :D ..i'll try again today sha..how u dey?
@ shona v..lol..maybe..who knows?
@Buttercup- Lemme know how it goes, so I know if i have to go buy my tiara! lol
this is me giving up officially :(
maybe when chari gets back, he'll make it happen..
@Buttercup- awwww ok, lets wait for our daddy Chari to come back and fix it then.
hahaha funny post.. okay how come i am 50 something here now. thanks for stopping by
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reading the convo in the comments section here is even more interesting than the post itself!
I like the post on the four things that once done, cannot be taken back! deep!
I'll be back!
LOL, can't believe she wrote that on a note..P..s don't know what previous template looked like but this looks good.
Can't wait to read what else you have.
Very funny girl, thanks for making me laugh!
my dear- i gave u award naow. respond! :)
@Smargd- I will be expecting you back- especally as the way u don choose to christen my blog like this!
@Gochi- Lol...The things women do! :)
@Angel...awww- u r welcome girl...
@Tigress- You sure u dnt want me 2 respond jst so u fit scream 1st? lol. I'll try to get it done as soon as- but u know i just did a 40 meme- if that doesnt tell u all about me, i no know wat will o!
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